(Try not to choke while laughing at title)
I want to make something very, very clear, DEATH TO ITUNES… cant we go back to a simpler time of, rock wont brake coconut, so get new rock, but now days we cant get new rock, rock cost money, and I payed for it to be decorated for crushing coconuts, I cant go get another rock… I’m losing point here…
ITunes made it so you had to get permission to do stuff (stuff good), and that’s really, really thoughtful but, now you have to have a degree in ITunes, and a diploma in talking computer, and If you don’t, the simple changing of computers, leaves you wishing you had gotten that bigger rock for the coconut, because now its going to crush the force of all evil… your computer.
Old computer -Dead-
New computer -Awesome-
Classic IPod -Cool-
Move ITunes from one computer to another -Nightmare-
Putting songs on to you IPod -Where did I put that rock?-
In frustration, and because the rocked missed, I have had to revert back to an mp3 device with 125MB, running on AAA’s, and changes volume when it feels like it, I get asked “why are you using that thing for?” its because it works, and I don’t need a degree or rock to use it, and the computer isn’t planning suicide.
People give advice on how to fix the problem, and ITunes has a few ideas of its own, but unless you can come and fix the problem, no cookie for you.
I have had it I’m just about ready to throw he whole thing out the window, but there is just one problem, all the songs I got from ITunes, wont work on the AAA, 125MB, mp3 device, because its not ITunes compatible.
But now I find another problem, the mp3 device doesn’t want to work, ITunes hates me, my computer wants to over heat, I have no money, and I lost my ITunes… Dad said he backed it up but I don’t know where he backed it up to, and soon it won’t let me add another computer because I will have ran out of copy licence.
So all in all, I HATE YOU APPLE… not the fruit
MMGT
P.S: Today’s post comes to you from the early cave writings of Garoon (Ga- roooooon) and his drawing of Rock killing/squashing an Apple.
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