The Grate Wide Internet II

As some people wanted to point out I missed spelt grate no, no I did not, it was spelt the way it was meant to, yes It really is the great wide net, but it’s also a grate, so lets pull it apart shall we.

What is Grate?

-A framework, of metal bars.

-To have an irritating or unpleasant effect

-To reduce to small particles by rubbing against a rough surface or a surface with many sharp-edged openings

-To irritate or annoy

Now you will ask, what has this got to do with anything? … Well everything.

Let me explain with some examples.

-A framework, of metal bars.

The internet is full of them, but their not metal, but are groups of people, not letting you join a website or club, rules about age on websites, fire walls and locks, theses are thing that hold you back but also let others slip through… there’s not supposed to be people under the age of thirteen on Facebook, but there will be.

-To have an irritating or unpleasant effect

Well the whole internet can be blamed for this one; really it’s every where, from ad’s on websites, and at the start of YouTube videos to internet stalkers that will not leave you alone.

-To reduce to small particles by rubbing against a rough surface or a surface with many sharp-edged openings

Well I know some people will get some crazy ideas for this one but my example is Fan fictions and parody’s, not let me explain before I lose you.

At home we can watch, read, hear, and experience things, and most of the time it will make contact with the internet grate and then explode into lots of little pieces all over the place, like Friday by Rebecca Black, or like Harry Potter by JK Rowling… need I say more.

-To irritate or annoy

Well that’s much like an irritating or unpleasant effect but to annoy takes a special level of unpleasant, annoy pushes you to the point of BLOCK THIS SHIT HEAD.

Hope you had a great weekend and will have a great week.

MMGT

This week’s blog was bought to you by the letter F for F$@KING BLOCK THIS PERSON, and the number Daniel, as requested by someone who we shall call Kate.

Mad-Molly-The-Grim